Four For Friday
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.
2. This aging former A list actor got his license suspended quite awhile ago and has about another year to go before he can drive legally again. He thinks he can beat the system and drive, but also knows he better not get caught. To try and appear less noticeable, our actor has an old beat up Hyundai Accent he drives around town while wearing a hat and sunglasses. **I don't think he's quite thought through the whole getting out of the car thing though.**
3 & 4. OK, this one is a little complicated.
--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?
76 comments:
That 3 and 4 swap is lovely.
aging former a-list... nick nolte? was he ever 'a' list?
as for the celebutante, i dont know if kimberly stewart made any list (shes gross) but i can totally see her doing that
as for 3 and 4...no idea
Wow..now we're talking. These BI's totally make up for the crap from before...
What about Mel Gibson for the DUI? It seems to me that he's currently the most infamous drunk driver and he is easily considered A list, despite Apocolypto.
Somebody define 'visionary' - does that mean a producer that is a step above the regular, ordinary, run-of-the-mill producer?
Here is the FHM 100 sexiest list
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=450795&in_page_id=1773
No Kim K,Kim Stewart,Nicole R or Paris H on it.
I was thinking Mel G for the DUI guy as well. No idea what his sentence was, though. (Probation with driving school or whathaveyou)
And 3&4...gross. Just gross. Sounds like those 4 are suited for one another.
SA
Eva Longoria and Jennifer Love Hewitt both made FHM Magazine's top 100 sexy women list for 2007. Don't ask me how, but they were both in the top 20. I can especially see Eva screaming into the phone in front of bystanders--she has about as much class as Paris Hilton, in my opinion.
And Brenda, sounds to me like 'visionary' means almost always out of work.
I live in Nashville and that's what aspiring songwriters call themselves. Visionary sounds better than 'can't get a deal to save their life' I guess.
SA
Wow 3 and 4 are very lucky people, same with the 5 and 6 who are married to them!
come on...mel g. would be recognized no matter the type of car or disguise. deffo not him.
3 & 4 are disgusting.
cracks me up that people are offended by 3 & 4...if all are happy, what business is it of ours?
get a grip.
It's not Jennifer or Eva - READ the clue - it says CELEBUTANTE. Both Jennifer and Eva are actresses.
1. Celebutante could be Kristin Cavallari. She made the list, pretty high up too considering who she is. This is the FHM Most Sexy list btw.
And also Paris Hilton did make the FHM list for whoever said she didn't.
I gotta say, I think 3/4 is kinda funny. And it makes sense, could you imagine the tabloid press jumping on that: "Wife Swap... AND Husband Swap: XX swaps spouses with XY."
The person wants more money for appearences not for real work, who there isnt a actress/model?
Anon 1:10
I'm the one who said she didn't. Of course I figured that Ent was talking about the FHM list that came out last week. Here it is again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=450795&in_page_id=1773
Paris is not on it.
SA
Hmm..but Peaches Geldof is..
SA
#2 is definitely Nick Nolte.
#1. Kristen Cavlierri
#2. Nick Nolte
#3. ?
#4.?
Miguel Ferrer from Crossing Jordan is married to Lori Weintraub, a producer.
OH!!! I just found out Lori Weintraub was (or is) the head of Warner Vision Entertainment. So I think we have one half of the puzzle.
Nooooooooooo, not Miguel Ferrer! LOVE HIM and don't want to think he's ewwwey.
CSI is shot on the same lot as Crossing Jordan.
Sorry, anon 1:57. Maybe someone else will point to another show/person, but this is all I could come up.
I know I hate when my beloved's are suspected to be the subject of bad behavior in the blinds.
Paris is on the FHM 100 sexiest women list. She is number 67. Here is the link... http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136&p=18
So I think it's GOT o be her! And all I can say is BLEEECCCCHHHH!
~sTACEY
1. Here's a link to FHM U.S. top 100: http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136
I think Cavallari is right since she's known for trying wheel and deal better rates. She's number 43. Everyone else actually has a job like modeling, acting or singing. Paris is number 67 though and we all know she's a whiny skank.
2. Mel Gibson
3/4. I'm thinking that the shows have to be on the same network since the shows share a lot. Still looking...
TB
OK. I'm sold on the MF/LW being one-half of 3/4 -- so who is the actress? There really aren't any clues, but I've been searching for images of him with another woman. There must be something.
-- kellygrrrl
Could be Melina Kanakaredes from CSI. She's married to a regular guy.
Why did Vern "mini-me" Troyer immediately come to mind for #2??
IDK how CSI could be the show where the actress comes from b/c Marg Helgenberger's hubby is Pres of SAG, and the only other woman on the show is Jorja, and she's gay and never been married.
TB, not the case for shows being on the same lot. Shows can be shot on any lot, the netword then buys the shows on content not lot location.
Does CSI:NY shoot on the same lot as Crossing Jordan?
-- kellygrrrl
Check Universal Studio's if you don't believe me. Desperate Housewives is also shot there. Do a google search for shows shot on Universal Studio's. It's the one in Hollywood, I believe.
And yes, the shows are shot on the same lot - they don't go hauling all the props and everything to different lots each week.
CSI NY - anon 2:15.
Enty says show on a 'hit network' NBC hasn't been a hit network since the end of Must See TV. Hit network would be FOX, ABC or CBS but definitely not NBC. So can't be Crossing Jordan. Just my 2...
3 and 4 seems like a good deal, at least until one of the pairs splits up.
kristen cavalari or peaches geldoff are better guesses than paris hilton for number one becuase they are new to the list and being on it for them would be a much bigger deal than it would be for paris whos been on it a bunch of times.
kristen cavalari or peaches geldoff are better guesses than paris hilton for number one becuase they are new to the list and being on it for them would be a much bigger deal than it would be for paris whos been on it a bunch of times.
sorry about he double post, oops.
# 3 and #4 Kwel ! hey this is the basis of my screenplay I going sent to you EL
I don't think Ent meant "hit network" but "hit network show", and different network than other couple.
Oh yeah, there it is...show. Eeps. But would Crossing Jordan be characterized as a 'hit?'
Doesn't anyone else find it odd that Paris Hilton in all her herpes glory has made a most sexy list? I am shocked that anyone would find that used up hag sexy. I would go with Kristen...only because she's still new enough on the scene to not know that a list in a magazine means nothing to the world. #2 could be Tim Allen....although I'm not so sure he is A list. My guess for 3 & 4...some happy people!
Old Blind Item - possibly solved
I have no clue how to get this to wrap correctly, so go to TMZ and look for Anne Hathaway if the link below doesn't work.
Didn't Ent have a BI about an admired young actress who wasn't making any money, so she basically put herself out there for the highest bidder? Looks like Anne is the answer.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/anne-hathaways-guy-sued-for-55-mil-by-billionaire-burkle/
It's 'hit network show', not 'hit network', and Crossing Jordan has been on for six years, so I would say that's a hit.
Whoops - I saw you make the correction.
How do you folks edit your posts here? I can't seem to find a way to do that.
Paris Hilton was on 2006 list, not this year's.
Wondering how Hathaway can be considered not making money w/ Devil Wears Prada, Brokeback Mountain & several upcoming big productions. Lots of money guys have actress/model girlfriends w/ similiar social circles & many actresses date them for that reason. Hathaway hasn't given up on her career.
Ok, not anything to do with the BI's, but SHE GOT 45 DAYS IN JAIL! WOO!
Rob Morrows NUMBERS wife is listed as a producer so is Miguel Ferrers CROSSING JORDON. one is west coast production the other show is East coast production.
Damm ! Paris is going to jail !
going to be Paris Free for 45 days !! woo hoo No Paris Sightings !!! Paris is going to die from mediawhore withdrawls.
So much for the "lawyer's" expert opinion here that she would not go to jail. There's still an appeal but I definitely don't believe the writer here is a lawyer.
I am sure Paris will find a lovely ladyfriend in jail, maybe even several.
Hmm, I googled for top 100 sexiest list and found the thing I've linked twice now (uk)
67. Myleene Klass
Not Paris.
Then again perhaps FHM added her because of the unfortunate pub. Who knows. I don't have a subscrition to the mag and for all I know the UK version is diffeent. It tops google in the search.
She's going to jail?
Hilarity ensues
SA
For some reason there are two differnt lists for FHM. One does have Paris Hilton on it.
The other has Hayden Pannitierre on it so that must be the UK one because she is underaged in some parts of the US.
Hence the confusion.
But anyway, I still stick with Kristin, she is known for using different places to start a bidding war for her appearances. She is smart enough to know that she needs to get it while she can.
To anon 4:20 -
None of the actors made money on Brokeback. It was a huge gamble for everyone involved, no one got backend deals and they all worked for less than their normal fees. Randy Quaid is quite angry that it became such a hit, and he accepted so little money. I can't imagine that AH got much more than he did.
As for Devil-Prada, Anne wasn't the big star, though she was the heroine. I doubt she made the big bucks on it. She could have been replaced easily by someone else.
Anne doesn't seem to do the kind of projects that would have her raking in major cash. Her next three films are small.
So I'm inclined to think that snagging a mega-millionaire means that she can live the good life and be choosy about her films.
Ent's expert opinion was dead right. Even your average Joe could get off with an ankle bracelet for Paris' crime if his lawyer played it right.
Something is afoot in LA these days. It appears that celebs are getting caught for DUIs right and left, and no one is treating them gently.
Someone made a secret campaign promise (to a person whose child was killed by a drunken celeb?)
Thanks anon 5:30
makes sense
SA
Paris, that's nutragous
for the confused (twisted sister):
there are several major lots in and around hollywood.
universal is best known because of the tour stuff.
a show can be shot on any lot, and then sold to another network. for instance, "drew carey" and "whose line is it" were ABC shows shot on the warner lot.
but i have no guesses as to 3 & 4. i think its an ingenius solution, though!
whoever #1 is must have multiple duis. i was going to say gary busey, but he was never "a" list.
oh, and anon:47-- kindly F**k off. i am so sick of you idiots. where did you get YOUR law degree??
we all know she probably won't see any jail time.
it ain't over 'til its over.
7:10 It's over.
Anon @ 7:18 is Joe Francis