Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Today's Blind Items

This older, but not aging, film, but not indies, and definitely no television, married A list actor who has been featured in this space before has a wife who really knows how to get revenge. He's been in this space because of his cheating. Excessive cheating. Enough cheating where the wife is tired of it even if it does mean giving up millions. Our actor made a little boo-boo recently. Seems as if the missus got a hold of our actor's cell phone bill. So, she decided to call EVERY number on the bill and advised the person who answered that she was calling from the Dept. of Health. She advised them that our actor had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and had provided their number, but not their name as someone with whom he had sexual contact. She advised EVERY person she called that they needed to make an appointment with their doctor as soon as possible to check for possible infection. The actor got many freaked out people calling him that day, but still doesn't know it was his wife who did the calling.

128 comments:

Anonymous said...

Abe Vigoda

Anonymous said...

"space" is repeated twice... hmm...

Hez said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Abe Vigoda is AWESOME! That rules.

I'm thinking Costner maybe?

Anonymous said...

Denzel??

Anonymous said...

C'mon folks you're not even trying. Denzel has done TV before: St. Elsewhere anyone? Costner is a good guess. I don't think starred in a television show...

Tracee

Anonymous said...

warren beaty

Anonymous said...

christopher walkin

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahha! That is some funny shit!

Anonymous said...

michael douglas and catherine zeta jones

-mjs

Anonymous said...

Michael Douglas was on a television series with Karl Maulden way back when.....

plotterist said...

Don't think this is Warren, since he is OLD, but it sounds like something Annette would do.

Space - Lost in Space? William Hurt? Not married. Space Cowboys? Tommy Lee Jones? Hm, could be.

lc said...

I don't see "starring" in TV, just definitely not TV. Douglas, Walkin, Beatty all have done TV. Costner or maybe Mel Gibson would work.

Anonymous said...

Thass tooooo funny! Go wifey!

Breaker said...

I dont care WHO it is. That is CLASSIC!

Anonymous said...

nik cage

Anonymous said...

are harrison and calista married or just engaged?

space- star wars?

Peter Scolari said...

The implication is that the person is at a level now where he would not do TV, not that he has never done TV. I don't think it is Tom Hanks but he is an example.

Anonymous said...

brad and ang! i can tot see her doing that.

Anonymous said...

uh...im sorry, but i take "definitely no television" to mean DEF NO TV....

hellooooo.

ps. Enty usually doesn't try to trick his readers like Ted C. I think he really just means BI bloggie space. Don't read too hard into it. :)

Anonymous said...

Brad and Angelina are not married!
What about Coutney Cox and David Arquette? Aren't there troubles there?

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's Michael Douglas and CZJ - didn't they have a pre-nup that stated if he was caught cheating she'd get loads of dough? This BI indicates she's tired of it even though it would mean giving up millions.

Anonymous said...

Richard Simmons

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Too funny!

However, I want to meet this actor who is "not aging"....we're all aging!

Anonymous said...

"Made a little boo-boo recently" is weird language. Clue??

Some parameters:

1. The actor is married (not Brad, not Depp, etc)
2. He's still in his prime
3. The wife would have to give up millions in a divorce. Which means she is not equally successful.

Excessive cheating means the guy is quite a pig and a repeat offender.

And if space is a clue, it's still not Tom Hanks. But what about what's his name, John Glen, The Right Stuff. Christ, I forgot his name. The stoner who always plays the clean cut hero . . .

Anonymous said...

Kevin Spacey!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone think that "not aging" could mean that the actor might have had some work done to make him look younger?

Anonymous said...

Steve Irwin

Anonymous said...

How about Kirk Russell?

Anonymous said...

oops I mean Kurt Russell, before someone bites my head off.

Anonymous said...

Sean Penn.

He's a snob- would never ever do tv.

Hanks started on TV.

lc said...

Dennis Quaid, Right Stuff, new wife, cheated on Ryan, loves strip bars

Anonymous said...

Tom Hanks

Born in 1956, is 51.
Was in Apollo 13,and is the narrator of Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D. (space,space reference)
A List
Started a relationship with current wife in 1985 but was only divorced from first wife in 1987.
Since it's a second wife he was wiser and probably as an air tight prenuptial, that's why she isn't divorcing

Melissa said...

People, please quit guessing people who are not married.

Now, just to be smart asses, I bet about ten more of you are going to say Brad, Kurt Russell, Kevin Spacey.

I am going to go back through the old BI's and try to pin point the one this guy appeared in to try to get more clues.

Melissa said...

People, please quit guessing people who are not married.

Now, just to be smart asses, I bet about ten more of you are going to say Brad, Kurt Russell, Kevin Spacey.

I am going to go back through the old BI's and try to pin point the one this guy appeared in to try to get more clues.

Melissa said...

Great, sorry

Anonymous said...

Russell Crowe?

lc said...

I officially retract Dennis Quaid, has TV credits.

Tom Hanks said...

I think it is Peter Scolari.

Anonymous said...

Folks it's not Tom Hanks! He got his big start in Bosom Buddies. Anyone remember him dressing in drag? It's not Tom.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Here's a key thing.....ENT doesn't say that the wife called her husband's GIRLFRIENDS......she called "people" and told the "people' that they had contracted a sexually transmitted disease.

To me this hints at an A list actor who has been married to a beard for years and has always been involved with guys on the side, but maybe his behavior is getting so obnoxious and over the top that even the wifey doesn't want to put up with it anymore.....

...John Travolta?

...Mel Gibson?

....????

ANONYMOUSE

Anonymous said...

So! Here are the guys with TV under their belt. So it's not...
Johnny Depp- 21 Jump Street
Tom Hanks-Boosom Buddies
Denzel Washington-St. Elsewhere
Mel Gibson-The Sullivans
Will Smith-Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Russell Crowe-Neighbours (soap opera in austraila)
Pierce Brosnan-Remington Steele

Still questionable?
Matt Damon
Ben Affleck
Kevin Costner
Nicholas Cage

Tracee

sahm said...

anon 1:09 - I don't think it's Harrison - first I don't think they are getting married until this summer. And second I don't think he fits into older but not aging - he looks rough with his wine-o nose. :)

NYLAdy said...

Kevin Spacey is GAY.. People come on real guesses please. Okay here are mine:

Liam N.
Bob Dinero
Mark Walberg

lc said...

You will be reprimanded for Hello? not knowing about "welcome back kotter" for Travolta! I also thought of Mel but I see TV on IMDB & for Costner too so back to the drawing board.

Anonymous said...

Not John Travolta he was on Welcome Back Kotter.

Tracee

kiki said...

its true its Abe Vigota I got that call.

Pinky said...

You guys are pretty funny today! Love the Hanks/Scolari posts, and Kiki - I got the call too! he he

each of the two said...

NOT Mark Walburg. He is not married to his partner, though does have kids...

Anonymous said...

My $$s on Costner. He is a *legendary* cheat. Warren Beatty: "not aging" ??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Melissa said...

So this A list film actor is currently filming on location. Did I mention he is married? So our actor has two trailers on the set. One of them is the "public" trailer, which his wife and friends of his wife get to see when they visit. The other trailer is not so public. The other trailer is basically porn central. From the PC full of porn to the DVDs, this actor definitely has a thing for it. No, I'm not going to say something like gay porn. It's straight porn. Umm, there is one thing, though. He likes porn stars to come visit so he can feel like he is a porn star. They reenact some of his favorite scenes in which the visiting porn actress starred. It certainly makes his days much more interesting than everyone else's on set.

Could this be the other one he was in? There is also the one about the A-list actor who owns the plane and has sex and drug parties on it and also the one who was caught in the first snow with his girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Ent,
Is no TV mean no TV appearances? Or was not a regular on a TV show? If it's the former, who the heck hasn't done a guest appearance on a show? Even Nicholson did apprearances.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Travolta did TV, Mel Gibson did TV in Australia.
I can' seem to find an Aging A lister that didn't in the beginning of career didn't do Tv.

Mad Morrigan said...

Brad Pitt has tv credits (Growing Pains), so we can rule him out--not that he was a serious candidate to begin with.

I liked the Warren Beatty/Dennis Quaid guesses. DQ fits a little more with the "older not aging", cuz he's still gorgeous...not that I'm biased...but he always seemed a bit of a dog to me.

Anonymous said...

Denzel is a habitual cheat. My friend's pal, who's an actress, was in a movie with him and they had a hot affair--and Denzel was very married too.

It's him.

Anonymous said...

Who had their own show:
Heath Ledger-ROAR

More suspects. These folks only made appearances on TV:
Nicholas Cage
Tom Cruise
Dennis Quaid
Richard Gere ( I like this one. Maybe the BI about the plane, coke and strippers.)

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:16
99.9% of actors in hollywood are cheaters, but this BI isn't referring to Washington. He starred in a TV show.

Anonymous said...

More Tv credits
Matt Damon - The Good Old Boys
Ben Affleck - Hands of a Stranger
Kevin Costner - "Amazing Stories"(1ep)
Nicholas Cage - Industrial Symphony No. 1
Liam Neeson - Sworn to Silence
Mark Walberg - The Substitute
Warren Beatty -"Kraft Television Theatre"
Denis Quaid - Dinner with Friends
Denzel Washington - "St. Elsewhere"

That leaves Mr NO TV What so ever and Married : Robert De Niro

Pinky said...

Kevin Costner was in a film called "Revenge" with Anthony Hopkins...

Anonymous said...

It sounds like Costner, but he's not been married to the current wife all that long, and from what I've seen of her she's not the brightest person out there (talked with her a few times at parties). This bit of revenge might be over her head.

Still, he's one of the scummiest guys out there (remember the massage story at the Scottish lodge on his honeymoon?) so I wouldn't be surprised if it is him.

Stacy said...

Just tossing out some possibilities not mentioned before:

Kevin Bacon
Andy Garcia
Forest Whitaker

I really like the Costner guess.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Robert DeNiro.

Anonymous said...

maybe costner's wife had some post partum rage....didn't she just give birth a few weeks ago? Who would get their cell bill delivered to their house and not accountant?

mary mac said...

Going out on a limb here...

How about Richard Gere?

Anonymous said...

Tv credits

Kevin Bacon - "Search for Tomorrow"
Andy Garcia - "Archie Bunker's Place" .
Forest Whitaker - "The Shield"

And De Niro still stands alone