Today's Blind Items
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.
127 comments:
Kurt Russell?
infamous for not being being married, but basically is...however, i dont know if he lives in LA...
rockdiva
I did some research and I'm thinking maybe Johnny Depp. He's not married and Pirates has been Top 10 in their respective years of release, which fit Ent's time frame. He spends alot of time in France with Vanessa, but they have a home in LA as well.
JMe
Ay caramba!
Ladies? Shall we rent a bus for CDANCON? ;)
heath ledger
i hope it isnt johnny...
rockdiva
Well, ent does mention Viagra, meaning they might need it to get things working? Maybe they are older. I think it might be Kurt Russell. Even though viagra could be used recreationally, I know, but I think in this instance might mean they are older?
-Lucky
Oh goody! I was afraid it had turned into CDANOFF. Is it still on?
Heath is a great guess! But according to IMDB he has not been in 2 Top 10 grossing movies over the past 5 years. I like the Johnny guess for now...
Sorry Lucky, I don't think Kurt's been in 2 movies over the past 5 years let alone 2 top tens.
Brad Pitt? Basically married but not. Definitely A list film star. Top movies in last 5 years -Babel and Oceans # whatever. He was also in the move The Mexican.
Johnny wouldn't need viagra.. I think this is nicholson or billybob thorton - someone who likes latinas and is older than 50?
I say Eddie Murphy ...Shrek...Spicy...The Spice Girls...
Nadine
I definitely think Brad Pitt, but has he really been in LA all that often lately?
Brad has been in Prague with Angie.. she's filming a movie. I don't think it can be him.
Let's widen the net. Denzel? Cage?
Don't think Cage or Denzel have been in 2 top grossing movies in the past 5 years though.
Seriously, taking a bus? I can't imagine this appealing to any star A, B, C, or D list. But then I don't go on porn tours, so what do I know?
circularpolitics
I think a few weeks ago brad was in LA, wasn't he? They haven't been in Prague that long & I thought they went back to LA after NO....
After looking up the top ten grossing movies of the past five years (and who was in at least two of them), my guesses would have to be either Ben Stiller, Will Farrell or Tom Hanks (none of which seem like the type to me, but who knows!).
Could it be Ben Stiller?? He did voice in Madagascar which was a top 10 grossing moving in 2005 and Night at the Museum in 2006.
This really sounds like an Owen Wilson or Vince Vaughn..but the definitely w/SO has me thrown a bit - I know Owen is seeing Kate Hudson..but does that qualify?
Tom Cruise
Vince or Owen are not A list according to Ent's definitions. I think Johnny fits best for this one.
I'm on board with Stiller who actually has 3 of the highest grossing films - add Meet the Fockers to 1:12 #1's list
if it said picking up men, then tom cruise...
rockdiva
Hmmm...Johnny Depp seems like the ongoing guesses for many of the BIs that come out. But the fact that Ent says "this married/not married" means the actor might be unwed. Not too many A-list actors that aren't married. But any day now Jonny should be married which covers both grounds. I like it. (Doesn't he have a notortious past of womanizing, boozing and drugging?) Yep.
Johnny Depp it is.
Tracee
WHY WOULD JOHNNY DEPP NEED VIAGRA????
anon 1:30
Because he is over 40 years old.
Because he might be on anti-depressants.
Because he might want to f*ck 15 times a day and needs the extra help.
Johnny Depp lives in France, not LA, so I doubt it's him. Note the last lines, "now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed."
brad. period.
gueses aside...now, i am very vocal about being pro-immigrant, and i'm all about a fair and compassionate immigration reform. however, how exactly does our a-lister plan to do this...unless he emplyos her and she's becomes the proud recipient of a work visa...cuz after all, those tourist ones run out after a while...and if he's planning on an extended stay, well then...
Ditto to 1:30 although I'm sure the experts here can also explain why he'd be on a friggin bus. Let's see: rumoured to drink, drug & gasp! have a few long term relationships when you were younger equals viagra to get the hooker on a bus to LA when you basically live in France. Yep, It's gotta be Depp.
ben stiller is my guess.
I don't think Johnny fits either - his child has been seriously ill and in an English hospital - I know he has been spending a lot of time at home and hasn't been in the States.
How long have Angelina and Brad been in Prague? Which could rule out Brad Pitt.
Leaving Ben Stiller still fitting the clues.
viagra doesn't just work on guys who can't get it up it helps guys who can get it up, keep it up longer and more often. so if you were going on a tour of mexican whorehouses viagra would help you get your moneys worth.
Who says this BI is so recent is couldn't apply to Brad? I'm with the rest of the gang who's vote is on him.
Depp's probably going to fly her to the wildnerness of Brighton, England where they will go just as unrecognized as in Tijuana.
1:40 funny as shit!
michele
p.s. i was reading all the dick stories the other day on here, i guess this is semi related :
there's a guy at my dad's work and his name is jack imhoff--pinkie swear
Does anyone really think that Brad Pitt or "notortious" Depp would not be on Tijuana tourist phone pics?
What about Tim Robbins? (Susan Sarandon) Has he been in the top 10 lately? Is he even A list??
I like the Tom Hanks guess - I've heard rumours before that he has a liking for 'ladies of negotiable affection'...'
johnny depp lives in france not LA
ROFL Anon @ 2:02... "negotiable affection".
I really can't see any Alister going on a bus tour to Tijuana. I have a really hard time believing in this BI, but let's have a stab at it:
Mike Myers? Getting a divorce, but was in 3 top 10's over last 5 years plus probably another this year (3 Shreks plus 1 Austin Powers)
Tobey? Not married with child-2 Spider Mans and probably one more this year...needing Viagra though? Also not sure he'd cheat on his loaded girlfriend who's dad is one of the most powerful men in Hollywood...
Johnny Depp has been in 2 Pirates plus Willy Wonka and probably another top 10 with Pirates 3. He was in LA for the opening at Disneyland, but lives full time in Paris.
Tom Hanks has been in 2-Cars and DaVinci Code, but he is solidly married and I really don't see him doing this...
Matt Damon-my money goes on him...I believe Ocean's 12 and Bourne Supremecy are 2 of the top 10's over the past 5 years....and it sounds like him...
He's not married yet is he? Or isn't he???
I think "spicy" may be a clue...
BTW Depp is quoted in recent interviews for POTC3 as saying he lives 6 months a year in France and 6 months a year in LA. BUT I'm not saying it's him... still not sure about my guess here.
And this is PURELY ANECDOTAL (yeah, right, Hez) but Viagra can be a big help to UCD (Uncooperative Coke Dick).
This BI just doesn't make sense in the details - an A List actor no one recognises, gets on a bus for 100+ miles, goes through customs twice each time, plans to import a $20 dollar red-light hooker? I think you've been had.
Yeah, but taking a bus!? I hate to beat a dead horse here, and G-d knows I like this site and keep an open mind on the validity of the blinds.....but a bus? I wouldn't take a bus to Vegas, I can hardly imagine Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp taking a bus to Tiajuana.
Now a private plane to Amsterdam or Thailand.......yes, that I can imagine!
circularpolitics
^I beg your pardon, 2:21, but I have bosses that have paid a pretty penny for TJ hookers, and I can vouch (hello expense account), that $20 were only concierge tips. A lot of those women are stunningly gorgeous and they milk you out of serious moolah.
Ben Stiller is married to Christine Taylor. Can't be him.
OK...after more thought I can see an AList actor taking a private luxery coach down to Mexico for a long weekend with other wealthy men. I think this is someone who is NOT married but is definitely with a significant other, probably with a child-
That narrows it down to Tobey and Matt.
2:26 I'll assume one of those "stunningly gorgeous TJ hookers w/ the $20.00 concierge tips" is now forcing you to posting the big disclaimer as matter of honor. What time does she go back on the bus?
That's funny. One of my buddies who goes down to Tijuana said one of the girls told him Brad was in there recently just drinking a beer. But my buddy kind of laughed it off saying 'Yea right. Suuuure.' The place is called Chicago's... Some BI items do match up though. 2 top 5 movies - Oceans and Mr/Mrs Smith. (Deep has been in more than 2). Married/Not Married. ENT would have said married if he was. He's has that personality to do something like that too. It just doesn't make sense though. Crazy if it is.
Enty says might/might not be married, but is def. in serious relationship.
As to the bus, if you think yellow school bus, sounds...well a little sick. But if you were in one of those pimped out Rocker Buses, sounds decadent.
2:36pm - really? tell us more!
A luxury bus for a 130 mile trip & goes through customs to boot? Yeah that's plausible. Totally can see Brad, Johnny, Tobey & Matt now, mooning drivers out the window singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's obvious.
Marky Mark.
Isn't a luxury bus an oxymoron? Come on, just not plausible that an A Lister would take a 100 something mile trip in a bus, over the border no less, for the Tijuana red light hookers. Vegas by plane or car but bus? nah. I can just see Johnny, Brad, Tobey and the rest of the boys now speeding down the highway on their bus: forced to pull down their tapered pants due to unbending Viagra erections, the boys decided to moon passing drivers while signing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and La Bamba. Yep, it works for me.
Pinky, what are you not sharing with the rest of the class? Hmmm...
Tracee
2:32: She gets to say. His ass needs to be home by midnight or wifey will make dents on Rodeo the next day.
REally Brad???
Brad and AJ are the most sought after for pics. Do you really think he could go to Mexico a couple of times undetected? maybe once but twice? there are pics almost everyday of him in various locations....then again that could explain why an A list would be riding a bus, LOL
I think used car salesmen & hookers probably have that in common lawnmower, talking about the "famous" customers they've had so you'll know how good they are.
Hmm...I wonder if Antonio Banderas could fit here. Definitely in Shrek 2, and maybe Zorro did well enough to be on someone's top ten list. Somehow I can see this being him.
Johnny Depp criticized some retail development near his home in the Hollywood Hills just last year:
http://tinyurl.com/27lhjx
There was criticism of his criticism, since no one was sure how long he lives in Paris and LA.
Hey do those luxury rocker buses having baby changing stations on them? I can see the boys doing that before they drop off the kids at school on the way to Tijuana.
2:51 #1 - LOL - seriously funny shit.
And Tracee - huh?