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(or More Things We May or May Have Not Said at Antharia)

  • We was romping around
  • What’s red and goes bang bang?
    A red bang bang
    What’s blue and goes bang bang?
    A red bang bang in disguise.
    What’s purple and goes bang bang?
    An exploding grape.
  • Kurt on coffee: Compared to the last stuff, this is like summer, with a hint of caraway
  • You know, if we had only read our email, we could have avoided police involvement.
  • I can neither confirm nor deny what I have seen here today. Although I must say that I just saw something huge on the ceiling of the bathroom. When I looked again, it was gone.
  • (Sean, on Emily’s banana biscotti) Ok, I hate biscotti, but I love banana nut bread, so [Kurt] your wife has thrown my palate into chaos.
  • Ok, so I thought when you reached over to hit the “Easy” button that you were gonna smack me and I thought to myself, I’m just gonna take it, because I can’t have her run away.
  • Best view of this site on 800 x 600 screen resolutions.
  • I’m a swingin’ bachelor.
  • Shh… Be vewy, vewy quiet. We’re coding electronic rabbits.
  • JD: What’s next to Liz’s name [on the white board]?
    KR: It’s looks like someone was cleaning the marker off…or a tornado
    LN: Yeah, that was me.
    KR: (In monster car rally voice) Liz “The Tornado” Norton
    LN: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
  • Explaining does not excuse the burning.
  • I could get into soul possession.
  • Either way, both make hair go “bye-bye”
  • Maybe the pickles were involved in an assault.
  • Maybe we should make a blog quotes module.
  • And to quote a raccoon, talk to the hand.
  • JD: You should have seen him…he chugged [the diet coke] in four swallows
    ER: You mean he drank it like Rene Russo in “The Thomas Crown Affair.”
    JD: Exactly
  • I don’t think we’ll get this done even working Saturday, Sunday, Monday…but that might just be from a dismal pit of gloom.
  • KR: Read this out loud—WEBMETAKEYWORD
    LN: Web me takey word?
    KR: No, web meta-keyword
  • Well, at least she isn’t very good at her duties as a pack dog. The verdict is still out on her marshaling of donkeys duties.
  • Be careful, this project’s gonna grow and it’s gonna email an encrypted picture of a monkey to you.
  • That seems like it’s a very duct tape way of doing things.
  • That peckerhead has taken over my tv for his “presidential news conference”.
  • I think this burrito is by far the worst example of structural integrity I’ve seen since I started microwaving these.
  • Sean, I don’t think an overstock of Cheetos requires hiring somebody to eat them.
  • (On how they say Renaissance in Canadia) They probably say, Re-NAY-ssance, eh?
  • Wa-CHO-via. We watch ovah yah money.
  • There is a harsh reality to face here. You can either email me your order or be stuck with a burrito.
  • Today is wear the octopus hat day.
  • Wow, these are like the Ft. Knox of freezer bags
  • She’s really into marker board hygiene.
  • This carpet still smells like burnt.

--Liz Norton

Posted by Liz Norton on February 09, 2006 at 04:20 pm

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